Monday, October 09, 2006

Grumpy, Old Neighbour!

I hate to admit that I have the Stupidest, most ANNOYING, self-centered, old neighbour. That is the freakin' 3ayooz in Flat 5 next door. I am living alone, and rarely have friends coming over, and yet, she accuses me of being too noisy. WTF?

I remember one time, she came knocking on my door. We had this conversation...

Flat 5: "Haylow yungg laidy, Yoooou aar too noysee/noisy!!" with an angry face [Baaal! bil3adaal 3alay 3aad!]
Yusra, with my mouth wide open: "Me? I'm surfing the net, not playing any music or anything. Where would the noise come from?"
Flat 5: "All the noise is coming from your batroom! (bathroom, she meant)"
Yusra: "I'm sorry but I think you're mistaken, I'm alone here i swear. And I didn't use the bathroom since two hours or so. The noise is definitely not from my flat."
Flat 5: "Ooh, its probably da ba'asterds from flat 11..."

She walked away without even apologizing or anything. Huh! As if I care!

I hate it when people blame me, without me doing anything. *angry*

Anyway, my friend Loolies came over yesterday, and for some reason, we needed foil. So Loolies knocked on flat 5's door and wanted to ask if she could have a little piece of foil. The lady asked who it was, Loolies was like 'its Flat 6'.

Lady opens the door, so loolies told her that she is my friend. Right the second she wanted to tell the neighbour that we need foil, the lady gave her THAT look, and slammed the door in Loolie's face *tears* How embarrassing? LOL! As if i'm her enemy!! fashelatniiii!!

I'm so sorry loolies :( m3laich fel 3ayooza.. We'll throw a party the next time you come over. HAHA! Eid in advance. I'll make sure Metallica performs in my place WAHAHA! *evil face*

Listen bitch! I will entertain myself the way I want. I will cook, watch Ramadan's episodes, listen to music, dance and rock my world the way I want to.

Hard Luck.

Quote of the day: Gimme 5, flat five *Muwahahaha*!!!!!!!!

I know I might sound bitchy to you guys, but seriously, she's driving me crazy. You find her screaming her ass off and throwing god knows what on the wall that's next to my bathroom, when i wash my face everyday. How will I put up with her craziness...? :(

Peace,
Yuuunnnggg Laiiiideeee HAHAHA

2 comments:

Pearl Morale said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ gimme FIVE flat FIVE loooool!

SuperNitfah said...

i'm so sorry again :P think of a rock band nyeebha Nottinghill :D! Any suggestions ? HAHA